Evil wish game!

Granted, but by the lack of faith and hope people get depressed, angry and scared. WW3 commences and Earth is blown to pieces.

I wish telecom companies didn't suck as much as they do.

(Just by the way CG, if you read back a little you'll find out what 'blinking language' means.)

Granted. *switch to Dutch for some inside joke* Ben is terug. Alles is top geregeld, maar nu moeten we weer 24 per uur, zeven dagen per week naar die afgezaagde "Ik ben Ben." reclame luisteren.

I wish everyone spoke Dutch!

Your wish has been granted! We all throw away our bablefish with cries of joy (since the above quote came out REALLY garbled in English anyway) and naughtily rejoice in trashing the grammar rules of our formerly native tongues. However, there are suddenly worldwide shortages of licorice and tulips and the wooden shoes make everyone cranky. There is global unrest, riots (all in Dutch, though) and the inevitable totalitarian clampdown of global martial law.

And all because of CG and his wish. *grump!*


I wish my house was already clean.

Granted. Your house is clean, but all the junk is dumped in the back yard. Happy cleaning!

I wish people would stop generalising Holland. (For your information: I have never worn clogs, Holland is not covered in tulips and a lot of dutchies don't even like licorice...)

(PS. CG: die was briljant )

((Sorry, iMazed, I was attempting a funny and meant no offense. I guess I deserve having all my junk dumped in my backyard.))

Your wish is granted and people stop generalizing Holland. Happily, they stop generalizing anything else, either. To add insult to injury they even spell 'generalizing' with the American-style spelling using the 'z' as opposed to the 's' which gives many Europeans pounding headaches and not more than a few screaming fits about which they must be VERY specific because nobody generaliZes anymore.


I wish my son would take a vacation from being three.

Granted. He's now acting like he is 15... which is pretty much the same as being 3, only he now refuses to stay in the naughty chair.

I wish I could undo things -without- ripping a hole in the space time continuum.

Granted, but the outcome of your new future is even worse than the previous. Better leave it as it is.

I wish I wasn't so scared.

You are no longer so scared but as a result you do some really stupid things that include (but are not limited to) bungee jumping from an office window, hijacking a bus to get to your favorite coffee shop, going hunting the undead without taking garlic, stakes, or holy water, and taking up bullriding.

Ouch. That last one hurts.


I wish I didn't have to go run errands.

Granted. Now you must only walk errands.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, although the only thing you can do now is fly. You will never be able to touch the ground any more, and die sad and very lonely, covered in birdpoo.

I wish my workshift would end earlier.

Granted. You can go home early! Oh, and they won't be needing you tomorrow... or the day after. Or the day after that. Actualy, you just got fired.

I wish the thing would do the stuff.

Granted. It does the stuffy thing and will continue doing so. Making the world implode.

I wish I was a cat. Meow

Granted. Everyone you know and love suddenly go allergic to cats. As such, you are shunned for the rest of your short (cat's don't live that long) and miserable life

I wish things were better.

Granted. Now that things are better its even easier to see the bad in the world. You suddenly loose all connection with your enviorment because you are wrapped in a all-encompassing depression.

I wish you would hold me tight but not to tight and only tight enough to make be feel like im being held tightly.

Granted. But even though I hold you just tight enough, there is no love. You get depressed anyway.

I wish my wish wasn't made evil!

Granted. Your wish was not made evil because it was a wish to not make your wish evil which if the wish itself was a wish that the wish was not evil it would be turned evil on you so now that the wish is evil it has broken the rule of your wish not being evil so your wish is no longer a wish but a statement thus the evil part of this is really the fact that you wished that your wish would not be turned evil and it then turned into a statement that could not be wish on.

I wish that I could think of something that awesome again.

*laughs* Well done mate, I was wondering how anybody would solve that!

Granted. You keep thinking of these awesome things, but never get the time to write it down, thus you will never be able to share. Pity!

I wish I get something nice for dinner tonight.

Granted, you get a nice chicken dinner with mashed potatoes, and a bottle of soda, but somehow everything catches fire, even the soda.

I wish things were much more sensable to me.

Granted. The world is now more sensible towards you. Its watching.

I wish someday that someday my somebody will do something to me somewhere with something.

Granted. But I can tell you; it's not a pretty sight...

I wish I had more time.

LOOOL go CG

Granted! You have so much time you don't know what to do with it. It becomes more and more and more until the universe implodes.

I wish I could enjoy the taste of french fries again like I did when I was a kid.

Granted! You now also have the mentality of a small child.

I wish I had a cigarette.

Granted. But I took away your matches/lighter

I wish there were eight days in a week...

Granted the eighth day is doomsday you have 6 days to live.

I wish I had tomorrow off from school.

Granted. This is due to a sudden epidemic of a flesheating virus that holds your city captive for days. You all turn into zombies and eat each other.

I wish the little man in my brain would stop banging his hammer on the inside of my skull.