Evil wish game!

Truely one of the best forum games I know. When I make a wish in this post, the one who posts after me will grant the wish, but adds something evil to it. Example:

"I wish I had a bunny."

"Granted, but the bunny appears to be a maniac and kills you the second you open it's cage."

After granting someboy's wish, you make a wish of your own. Let's begin!



I wish my belly wouldn't hurt so much.

granted... not your head hurts twice as bad and your belly ever did...

i wish you felt better...

Granted! I now feel better...because I am dead.

I wish I had some cash...

Granted! You now have cash...but it was taken from the Federal Reserve. You have been found, tried in court, found guilty on two accounts of 1st degree murder and stealing from the government. You have received two consecutive life sentences.

I wish I was a rock star...

Granted.

Now you're drifting through space as a chunk of iron wrapped in frozen gases. We love to look at ya every 33.33333 years... so pretty.

I wish I was taller.

Granted. A wizard passes by and mumbles some akward words. Suddenly you feel your body stretch and grow, but it isn't until you find a mirrir to see the result that you notice that the spell didn't work as it should. Your face is now inreversably deformed and you can never show it to the public again.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early to catch my train.

Granted. When you wake up a train comes crashing through your bedroom and totally destroys your house.

I wish I could blow things up with my mind.

Granted; but you blow things up simply by thinking about them; and anything you think of blows up (so please, keep abstract and general thoughts out of your head. ).

I wish I was a ninja...

Granted, but a bunch of Pirates ambush you while you are knitting another mask.
They take you captive and make you sing jaunty sea jigs in the crows nest.

I wish I could sleep.

granted... you read rip van winkle...

i wish had a turtle...

Granted but the turtle has a split personality and is the size of a house. Best of luck keeping up with that one.

I wish I was Chuck Norris (LMAO)

Granted. You are Chuck Norris, A 80 year old that happens to have the same name as the famous martial artist and Walker: Texas Ranger. You spend the rest of your days whittling and muttering incoherently about the little gnomes and how they keep attacking your toes.

I wish I had an easter egg to eat.

Granted, to bad your obsession with seeing what you can get to fit up your nose gets you into hot water. The egg is stuck up you nose and you’ll have to wait for it to melt.

I wish I had a shiny new Toyota supra.

Granted. then you wake up.

I wish the egg in my nose would melt.

Granted, to bad about the ants by the time the egg melted they’d already smelt it now they’re crawling around in your nose. Achoo!

I wish I was a fairy (seriously couldn‘t come up with anything better)

Granted. you flit around the garden until some innocet kid that picks you up and thinks you are thirsty. They drown you in a bucket of water. Bet your thisrt is queanched now eh?

I wish I had some ant-rid.

Granted. You squirt the stuff up your nose and die several minutes later from the poison you have put in your system.

I wish I knew everything.

Granted, You know everything merley second from your brain imploading from to much information.

I wish I was alive!

Granted. Your life, however, is filled with so much drama and sadness you wish you were dead.

I wish I had my drivers license.

Granted. You then realise that I also drive and immeadiatly turn in your liscence and become a recluse far away from any roads.

I wish the Sims 3 was bug free and coming out on Feb 20 (original release date) and not June (revised release date)

That's two wishes! Ah well, just this once. Granted, but when you do finally get a chance to play, you find that the game sucks so badly you sue EA for being so very, very bad.

I wish it snowed a little more.

Granted. A gigantic snowman attacks your city and the military sticks it with a large rock~ guess all those rockets were out of commision~ Viola! Snow!!! and lots of it!

I wish I could of thoguth up a better reply!

Granted, your reply was so amazing, so awsome that after the post you gazed upon it's wonder, realized that you would never write it's equal and proceeded to jump from the tallest building you could find with in a 100 mile area, head first.

I wish I could not be harmed.

Granted. You lose all ability to feel anything. Hence people think you are a cold, unloving character and never want to get near you. But hey, you don't feel a thing!

I wish I didn't have a cold.

Granted. you dont hhave the cold. Instead you have the flu.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow but sill got paid cause I really dont want to be fired just yet!