Evil wish game!

Granted, he's stopped with the hammer, but now he has a pick axe.

I wish I wasn't a zombie

Granted. Youer no longer a zombie but now the zombies your previously infected are gnawing at your door. RUN!

I wish that the next person to post must post their whole reply completley backwards (mirror wrighting if you know what I mean.)

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sdrawkcab etirw t'ndid I hsiw I

Granted. You now write up and down like the Chinese.

I wish I was a real pirate.

oh jeez the opposite version of the ninja.

Granted, but a band of ninjas captures you while you were sharpening your hook, they take you to their shogun who makes you their maid.

sorry about no wish earlier, my bad.

I wish life was just like GTA IV

Granted. You get shot five times a day, kicked of motorcycles, everyone carries a rifle or gun of some sort, half your home city wants to kill you, while the other half doesn't know you and doesn't care whether you live or die. Some life, huh?

I wish the site would give you titles for your wordcount, not post count

Granted. However, after a certain amount of time, the forum's server gets overloaded with so many words it explodes and takes half a city with it. And it's all your fault, GC....

I wish a new job was up for grabs.

Granted, you're now a sewer pipe cleaner.

I wish, for mad videogaming skills, so that I can beat that bastard Ryuzaki.

Granted, but you immidiatly face another enemy that can't be killed.

I wish I had more Munchkin games.

Ryuzaki isn't my enemy, just my main rival, sorry to say iMazed.

Granted, but the games come to life and munchkin on your face.

I wish that I could do anything without any repurcussions.

(I'm sorry DB, I'm not familiar with all games so I took a guess )

Granted, but due to nobody teaching you a lesson, you quickly become the most annoying person ever.

I wish my skin wasn't so dry.

Granted, you are now the iMazian Sea

I wish iMazed knew more about games.

Granted. iMazed now knows so much about games she has sucked up every scrap of it into her head, leaving nothing for the rest of the world.

I wish DB would not think everybody has the same knowledge about things as he does.

Granted, Deathblade doesn't think everyo... *klaxon* error, error, cataclysmic meltdown in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *everyone on world dies* have a nice day

I wish iMazed never made me blow up.

Granted. Instead she makes you implode

I wish my room would clean itself.

granted, a tornado sweeps through the room cleaning it and taking it with it, now you don't have a room to clean.

I wish that I had a pet tornado to clean iMazed's room with.

Jeez, how kind

Granted. However, it turns on you, killing you in the process of cleaning my room.

I wish i could've slept a little longer this morning.

Granted, but when you finally wake up, you are turned into a vampire. No sleeping for you anymore!

I wish my cold would go away.

Granted, but now you have a deadly virus that slowly turns you into a flesh eating zombie, causing the predicted Z-Day, hope you enjoy killing off humanity.

I wish that I had an arsenal of weaponry

P.S. thanks for starting this up again Freeflow.

Granted. You now have an arsenal of weapons pointed at you by people who think killing is too good for you.

I wish I knew what you're signature was from.

Granted, but the knowledge you receive makes your head implode due to the sig's awesomeness.

I wish that I had 2 heads.

P.S. Its from KH2 the trailer with Roxas and Riku fighting, but the first part with the Neo Shadows.

Granted, but sadly, they eat each other and you die. Yet again.

I wish I could come up with a name for DeathBlade.

Granted, but it becomes so insulting to DB that he commits suicide the following day, (I hope your happy)

I wish that I could haunt Freeflow for what she did to me.

granted... but Freeflow eventually calls the Ghostbusters and puts an end to your fun...

i wish that didn't happen...