Show Your Allegiance

And in this shall be the scourge of the people, that we may judge to whom each man and woman is loyal.

As for me, I choose the Cookie Cult, and wilt serve the Goddess and the High Priest all my days, dancing with the Temple Dancer and enjoying the sweetness of the everlasting supply of Cookies all of my days.

No contest. The Cult of Cookie is strong.

(and there's a fresh batch of chocolate-macadamia nut coming out of the oven now)

*brandishes wooden spoon sceptre*

Viva la cookie!

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1. I am the Cookie thy Snack. Thou shalt have no other snacks before me.

Now let the cookie-rumba begin! *Get's his sacrificial cookie-deletion-button*

Where's the independent option? This is a farce! A farce I tells ya!

We toss our cookies at independents. Best to just join us.

*Dances past and takes a cookie from the tray*

For the Fuzzies!!!!

Licorice and caterpillars: ewww!
Cookies: mmmmm
Cactus: owwww

Independents: *silence*
Silence is golden.

Moved this to General Chat, wherein I shouldst have created it.

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The Immortal Flaming Cement Cactus of Doom.

I is a loyal flunkie.

Doom Cactus!! Life is Pain!

Baw, haw, haw fear not reverant followers of the IFCCoD. If we lose we'll just crush them under a barage of Cement, flame and assortted cactus spines. when that's over we may contiue or plans for world domintation.

I think I'll throw in with the cacti. Are we called cacti? They seem the only cult powerful enough to challenge the cookie.

I threw in my vote with the Cacti and now where the strongest cult on RC.

That's right my children, follow the whim of the IFCCoD, for no other offers you strength, nor will satisify your mortal lust for destruction. We shall brandish our weapons, crush the fuzzies beneath our blood soaked boots and torment the cookies with our jagged teeth!

wow I feel lonely anyone considering forming a cult alliance?

Let me think about that.....










































no.

Will the cactus feed you? Will it cause you to do more than to destroy and to cause death and mayhem? What will it offer you in return for these things? Only the threat of your own lives. You shall have no rest for your stomachs, and no pleasure for your tastebuds. Repent! And follow the Way of the Cookies, and your yoke shall be easy, and your burden light.

...and your tummy full.

all the burning, pillaging, and sacrificing to the IFCCoD will turn me into a lean, cut, overall good looking, hunk of a worshiper, while the cookie will just rot my teeth and grow my gut.

Why do you think we have the temple dancers? No, the worshippers of the cookie are lissome (and slightly hyper), they just smile more than the other cultists.

I was gonna go independant, but sadly that option isn't available.

So I surrender and join the Cookie. It's the happiest of the Cults.

Teele wrote:

Will the cactus feed you? Will it cause you to do more than to destroy and to cause death and mayhem? What will it offer you in return for these things? Only the threat of your own lives. You shall have no rest for your stomachs, and no pleasure for your tastebuds. Repent! And follow the Way of the Cookies, and your yoke shall be easy, and your burden light.

Oh foolish child, do you not know. We shall all eat well once we destroy the cookie we shall feast on it's flesh and lay waste it's legions

And yea there stood before me a vision, the legions of the cactus had devoured the sacred cookie and had eliminated all practitioners of the sacred art of dough. And a great wailing went up in all the land.

"But where shall we get our cookies? For yea they were baked fresh and hot for a very reasonable price but now we have nothing!"

And so the licoricians fell also before the devouring wrath of the cacti and the people starved, for they had no sense of dough nor concentrated sugars to nourish them. Their very bones dried up and even the fuzzies began to look tasty.

Be warned, says the One Who Sees Stuff Through A Smudgy Glass Darkly, for the day of fighting for the cookie is at hand! Woe to those who would become destroyers of the cookie and desolation upon their cactus forever.