Quotable Quotes

Not a clue.

"Return with your sheild or upon it." -Someone.

"Nobody stabbed my eye!" -Homer (Iliad)

After a large city has been nuked;

"What the **** happened to the anti-missle..."

"Blue screen of death, sir."

"GOD DAMN WINDOWS."

- Anonymous 3 panel webcomic

Bottom line is, even if you see them coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that count. That's when you find out who you are.

Whistler~ Becoming, part 2, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

"A-ha! You yawned!"

"A-ha, you tried to kill me!"

"I put you on uppers, and you still yawned. Means its a symptom. And you being a big far liar. Yawning is a side effect of some anti-depressends, aparently the once you're on."

"I'm not on anti-depressends, I'm on speeeeeed!"

House and Wilson, House MD.

"I see only one move ahead, but it is always the correct one." — Jose Capablanca, chess world champion

"There's a difference between involvement and commitment. Like in an egg and ham breakfast, the egg was involved, but the ham was committed." - Anonymous

"I love that song... and I love when amateurs sing the lyrics... but I hate BASEBALL CARDS!!!"

Adam West, Family Guy

"It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

no bastard won a war by dying for his country he won it by making the other bastard die for his.
-George Patton

Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90).
-No idea but it's harlarious.

“It must be borne in mind that the tragedy of life does not lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy of life lies in having no goal to reach.”

Benjamin E. Mays