Quotable Quotes

Sometimes you hear things that you wait for years for an opportunity to quote. Quit waiting and just say it here.

#189. The Moral Of The Story (Ghaleon Rule): Every problem in the universe can be solved by finding the right long-haired prettyboy and beating the crap out of him.
—The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Cliches

"A good magician watches his feet. It also does no harm to be constantly aware of the nearest exit." - The Teachings of Ebenezum Vol 3.

Advice for the side-kick: Never goad the villian with taunts like "Over my dead body".

"I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." - S. I. Hayakawa

“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.” - Friedrich Nietzsche

“Whatever is done for love always occurs beyond good and evil.” - Friedrich Nietzsche

"A hero need not speak, when he is gone the world will speak for him." - quote from halo

"drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!" - epic warhammer 40k quote

"aim at enemy." - US rocket instructions

"I know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins

"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."

-- Rincewind discussing Twoflower (Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic)

Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possibly go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent."
— Terry Pratchett

"If you dont follow through with your dreams you might as well be a
vegetable." - The World's Fastest Indian

"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

"A mountain that eats people. I WANT ONE." - Richard Looking for Group, Issue 1, page 15.

"Who wants to remember that escape-x-alt-control-left shift-b puts you into super-edit-debug-compile mode?" - Unknown

"It's elementary, my dear Watson." - Sherlock Holmes

Agent Simmons: Nokias are real nasty. You gotta respect the Japanese; they know the way of the Samurai.
Maggie Madsen: Nokia's from Finland.
John Keller: Yes, but he's, uh... [quietly] you know, strange. He's a little strange.
[Simmons flips a switch, shooting electricity into the box; the cellphone transforms into a well-armed miniature robot that starts shooting at the box with a gatling gun]
Agent Simmons: We're able to harness the Cube's radiation and funnel it into that box. Mean little sucker, huh?
Maggie Madsen: That thing is freaky!
Agent Simmons: Kinda like the itty-bitty Energizer Bunny from Hell, huh?!

-Michael Bay, Transformers movie, quotes provided by wikiquote.

"Ah... fresh meat!" - Diablo (Blizzard Entertainment)

"-sniff sniff- Mmmm....manflesh." - J. Random Urak-hai

"Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact." ~ George Eliot

"Fashion is simply a form of ugliness so intolerable we have to alter it every six months." ~ Oscar Wilde

"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Stay in school and learn to be evil."

"Ain't got no choice once we took Lifeboat assistance. Family got their groceries, but daddy got conscripted. Life's a bitch like that." - Dizzy Gears of War 2 (Act 1, Chapter 2)

"Damn, it's darker then a rat's ass in here! Lemme light up Betty's titties." - Dizzy Gears of War 2 (Act 1, chapter 3)

1. "Deserve Victory." - Sir Winston Churchill.

Short,
sweet, deeply profound, apply it to everything you ever do, especially
when you fail... go back and analyze the situation, did you really
deserve to achieve your goal? did you fulfill the necessary
requirements? did you really give enough effort? Be honest.

2. "Divide and Conquer."- Julius Caesar

Simple
yet friggin' ingenious strategical gem, works in almost any sport,
game, contest or whatever it may be, whether physical, mental or
otherwise...

3. "The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me" -Ayn Rand

'Nuff said. Now get out there and be somebody!!

"More work?... Alright." -Peon from War Craft III or II.

"Lead, Follow, or Get Out of The WAY!" -Unknown

"I have chosen Mr. Baggins and that ought to be enough for all of you. If I say he is a Burglar, a Burglar he is, or will be when the time comes. 'There is a lot more in him than you guess, and a deal more than he has any idea of himself.' " Gandalf (Chapter 1/ The Hobbit) (The last bit of it of course! Great quote to use.)

"Hey! That's a good plan! All we need are hundreds of tactical warheads. Ya got any?" - Anon. (from a random, little-known, low-budget film I saw once)

Little know quotes? I accept the challenge!

"They're zombies! They're strippers. No They're zombie strippers!" From Zombie Strippers

"Kids." Fready's Dead, moments before Freddy Cugar blows up from the stick of dinomite attached to the arrow in his chest.

"'shudder' zombie herpies. 'shuder'" Zombie strippers again. If you can't tell Robert Englund is my favorite B movie actor (He played freddy and in zombie strippers)

"In the evening, the guv violently slaughtered one of his own marines. The reason was that the marine had been given a mutated head by his god. What had his head mutated into? Two eagle-heads..." - A Chaos Space Marine Diary (line 37)

"My other recruits name is Pvt. Martin, he's uhh... he's around here somewhere I think?" - Sgt. Taylor

"Ha ha, a lot of uncertainty there Taylor, I wish you luck." - Sgt. Clemins.

*guy in green runs out* "DID YOU CALL ME SIIIIIRRRRRR!!!!!" - Pvt. Martin

"Martin, why are you yelling?" - Sgt. Taylor.

"BECAUSE I WAS IN THAT BUILDING PASSED OUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!" - Pvt. Martin.

"Okay, why were you passed out?" - Sgt. Taylor.

"BECAUSE I WAS DRINKING THE HAPPY JUUIIIIIICEEEEE!!!!" - Pvt. Martin.

"Happy juice? What are you talking about?" - Sgt. Taylor.

"OVER IN THAT JUUUUUUUGGGGG!!!!!" - Pvt. Martin.

"Good God, you just drank windshield wiper fluid, noooooo!" - Sgt. Taylor.

"THIS STUFF WAS AWWESOOMMMMMMEEEE YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" - Pvt. Martin.

- awesome scene from the machinima "warthog training" Episode 2 - "Hornet's Nest"

Algren: "Sergeant Gaans, report to the rear...Sergeant Gaans, did you hear my order?"

Gaans: "I did indeed, Sir!"

Algren: "Then you will obey it. Now!"

Gaans: "No disrespect intended, sir, but...shove it up your ass!"

10 Coolness Points to whoever knows which movie this is from.