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67Kangaroos Super Gamer
Number of posts : 276 Age : 41 Location : Lost Prestige : 5 Registration date : 2009-06-16
| Subject: The "Gee, isn't Roo a moron!" Thread Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:44 pm | |
| yeah... though i do try to prove i'm not most of the time, my general unsmartness inevitably rears its ugly head again and again. today, i was backing out of the drive andddd... hit a parked car. ... it was right behind me.... i checked both ways that no one was coming, but somehow missed a car being right behind the drive *face, meet palm. palm, face* so, i've decided once and for all to embrace my stupidity! perhaps it is my lot in life to prove to others that they, indeed, are not to worry, because a special someone is always a few brain cells shorter therefore, i have dedicated this thread to the stupid things i do... i'll try not to post too much.... | |
| | | chad.sims2 Celestial Gamer
Number of posts : 1030 Age : 37 Prestige : 3 Registration date : 2009-01-26
| Subject: Re: The "Gee, isn't Roo a moron!" Thread Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:57 pm | |
| Gee, roo is a moron isn't she? hmm, purhaps a list O' stupid things that Roo has done? 1. Claiming to be old at 26, it that was true I'll be old in 4 years and that CAN"T BE TRUE! 2. Making a thread about how much a moron she is. 3. Hitting a parked car. (Kind of like running into a post) I jest! Number 67, other wise known by her aliases Kanga, or Roo, is no more a moron than any human being. | |
| | | Deathblade Celestial Gamer
Number of posts : 2453 Age : 31 Location : Infitarius Star System, The Planet Galmora Prestige : 0 Registration date : 2009-02-07
| Subject: Re: The "Gee, isn't Roo a moron!" Thread Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:58 pm | |
| Aww you're not stupid granny kanga, just unusual. | |
| | | Fayte Master Gamer
Number of posts : 722 Age : 39 Location : AUSTRALIA! Prestige : 1 Registration date : 2009-01-30
| Subject: Re: The "Gee, isn't Roo a moron!" Thread Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:13 pm | |
| Bugger!
Well it makes life more interesting! haha. | |
| | | 67Kangaroos Super Gamer
Number of posts : 276 Age : 41 Location : Lost Prestige : 5 Registration date : 2009-06-16
| Subject: Re: The "Gee, isn't Roo a moron!" Thread Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:29 pm | |
| when i was in jr. high school, i could not for the life of me figure out what dr. kevorkian did to those kids in china.... (seriously)
and i have, in fact, walked into a glass window thinking it was an automatic door........ it wasn't... | |
| | | A.Mouse Celestial Gamer
Number of posts : 1739 Age : 35 Location : in the bowels of SZ-857 Prestige : 10 Registration date : 2009-01-31
| Subject: Re: The "Gee, isn't Roo a moron!" Thread Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:35 pm | |
| Intelligence is all relative, Roo. I believe the real problem here is that you surround yourself with too many intelligent people. Level the playing field a little by inviting your friends, family, and coworkers to partake in activities that will diminish their cerebral functions. I suggest: - watching television ( preferably MTV, BET, or VH1, but be sure to avoid the Discovery Channel or History Channel) - full contact sports (but leave the helmets at home; those are for sissies) - binge drinking (chug, chug, chug!) - illegal narcotics (*awkward silence*) - watching paint dry (but make sure they breathe those fumes in nice and deep) - chatting with AnonyMouse ( ) And, if all else fails, you've still got the Special Olympics to look forward to. Congratulations, Roo. You'll always be a weiner winner to me. | |
| | | Fayte Master Gamer
Number of posts : 722 Age : 39 Location : AUSTRALIA! Prestige : 1 Registration date : 2009-01-30
| Subject: Re: The "Gee, isn't Roo a moron!" Thread Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:49 pm | |
| If it makes you feel any less alone in this, I walked into a stop sign once! | |
| | | Gloom Celestial Gamer
Number of posts : 1886 Age : 40 Location : in the bowls of cephaild Prestige : 3 Registration date : 2009-01-18
| Subject: Re: The "Gee, isn't Roo a moron!" Thread Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:14 am | |
| LOL Mouse, I wonder if it's contagious because I took out my garage door just two weeks ago, it was kinda scary having the car drag me along.
Whilst learning to drive I've hit you've guessed it two parked cars. And just to level the playing field with you I've also over corrected a car and dumped it in a ditch and left a car in front of a shed door when the wind was really holwing it resulted in a mighty large dent. So fear not I've done many a bad thing when it comes to a case of the stupids. | |
| | | Blossom Celestial Gamer
Number of posts : 865 Age : 33 Location : Britannia Prestige : 8 Registration date : 2009-01-24
| Subject: Re: The "Gee, isn't Roo a moron!" Thread Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:39 am | |
| Ah please, that's nothing! I've reversed my car into a pillar that I forgot was next to it and I've lost count of the number of glass doors I've walked into But the crowning glory of my stupidity? Having known my best friend since I was 4 years old, I was about 14 before I realised that when I went to her house I always went through the back door and that she had a separate front door. Trust me, you're fine. Anyone who can make as awesome a Ketchup Mayan Temple as you did is unequivocally NOT a moron | |
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