Cult of the Fuzzies

I Deathblade15 established this cult early in my childhood, and now I'd like to bring it to mind, because I have encountered the great and almighty fuzzies since the passing of the Vernal Equinox. Behold I am Chief Priest of the Fuzzy cult, bow to the almighty awesomeness of the fuzzies!

What did I say about sending my eevil fuzzies on people? Haha

I'm disappointed, I would have expected more answers to my call. I've got a good amount of cult members, but I need more.

One day I will take over and become Empress Rose of the Fuzzies!

Sorry, I agreed to be Ritualistic Temple Dancer for the Cookie Cult. The fringe benefits are too good to tempt me away. ;p Perhaps you should pick something a little more... edible... for your followers to worship.

*Congas out of the thread*

... heretic! Fuzzies are not edible, that are to be worshipped, bow before the fuzzies! Lest you face charges of Herecy!

Essh, it's a no go, seems your fuzzies are the sworn enemy of the....

IFCCoD (Imortal flaming cement cactus of doom)

I am also sorry I cannot joing ur cult. I am an avid flunkie for the IFCCoD

damn, I forgot about that, hmm, when did this become apparent again Gloomy?

It is thou, O Blade of Death, that art the heretic, for thou hast forsook the Cookie Thy Snack to follow after strange gods that neither you nor your fathers have worshiped. The Foxee send curses upon thee this day! May thy fuzzies wither and die, and be childless in a land they know not. And let another eat of the spoil that was theirs, and let them be pursued by their enemies until they are a people scattered and barren.

Blessed be Foxee, and blessed be the Cookies she bears.

And all the people shall say, Amen.

BAH humbug

the IFCC0D and Flunkie own all

Yeah, Im willing to work my way up the top.

You know I could take a baseball bat to the IFCCoD and make it the IFCCCoD (Imortal Flaming Crumbled Cement Cactus of Doom)

Note the word 'cement' in Immortal Flaming Cement Cactus of Doom...

sorry I'll take a jackhammer to it.

Thou shalt not tempt the Cookie Temple Dancers to forsake the Dance of the Fatted Calves for fuzzy abominations. There is no cult but cookie. The Flaming Cactus must light its own darkness and eats its own followers.

Come to the cookies and allow the High Priest to lead you in the sacred Cookie Deletion and hence ye shall find peace for your stomachs.

-bows to Foxee-

Blessed be Foxee, wise beyond all compare...

And DB, note the 'Immortal' in Immortal Flaming Cement Cactus of Doom.

I forsake the cookie, *takes cookie and crushes it giving the particles to the fuzzies* my fuzzies will devour the dammed cookie and henceforth will evolve into their next stage of evolution, the Shinies!

Good lord. It looks like we are going to have a cult war on RC!

lol! A cult cannot fight that does not exist. And a cult cannot exist with but one member.

No contest.

I think Freeflow said she was joining, and I can tempt others without using cookies my friend. I am the all powerful Chief Priest of the Fuzzy Cult, bow before the great and all powerful fuzzies.

LOL...okay, DB, but the Cult of Cookie is huge. It's undeniable. And it rocks!

Not to mention....we have cookies.

I'm a free agent at the moment. But I like cookies... and hate caterpillars... and Foxee seems nice... while Db is kinda creepy sometimes... hmmm. A can't help but feel like I'm being tugged in a particular direction, but I'm not sure which.

Cactus, maybe?

Have I mentioned that I was never a Mouseketeer until I met a certain AnonyMouse?

I mean, not that I would say that to persuade anyone in any certain direction...

*whistles innocently and wanders off to bake*

Join us AnonyMouse. Join us. We have... cookies! And... Ten Commandments!

I'm afraid that if DB keeps this up, we have to excecute order... ehm, I mean, commandment, 6;

6. Thou shalt not kill; except for the Cookie.

Be afraid, be very afraid